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      ======================= Резать здесь MANUAL.TXT

      If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

      If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
      interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes
      your floppy disk abort, the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

      If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double
      clicking icons put your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted
      ’cause the index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your
      system’s gonna crash.

      If the label on your cable on the gable at your house says the
      network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
      want to tunnel to another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejectd by the
      printer down the hall.

      And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
      so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as
      well reboot and go out with a bang, ’cause as sure as I’m a poet, the
      sucker’s gonna hang!

      When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk, and
      the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, then you have to
      flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM, quickly turn off
      your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

      :woohoo: :blink:

      ---As If, But Not---

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      ---As If, But Not---

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