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    If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
    interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes
    your floppy disk abort, the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double
    clicking icons put your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted
    ’cause the index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your
    system’s gonna crash.

    If the label on your cable on the gable at your house says the
    network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
    want to tunnel to another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejectd by the
    printer down the hall.

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as
    well reboot and go out with a bang, ’cause as sure as I’m a poet, the
    sucker’s gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk, and
    the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, then you have to
    flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM, quickly turn off
    your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

    :woohoo: :blink:

    ---As If, But Not---

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    ---As If, But Not---

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